HUMOR: THE NEED FOR WARLOCKS AND WITCHES

Raymond Foster · 2025-01-28T11:13:26.001Z

I am writing this with much concern with determinations of increased and imposed culture and the hypothesis of more than two genders nonsense and increase in occultism, all coinciding with natural disasters, pole shift, decline in male masculinity and the disregard of Witches supporting Warlocks who are indeed their male counterparts. The FCD has taken time to compose this open chart of "IRRIFUTABLE" and "Scientific Data" that the decline of real Warlocks and Witches as well as culture corresponds to all of the Imposed Religious Conversions that coincide with the increase of occultism and global natural disasters. This chart was made as proof because anything written is proof. It is therefore only natural that this should be entered into such discussions of historical merit and given equal consideration in regard to all social, gender and religious debates coinciding with concerns for climate change and increasing global natural disasters that are not the "entire fault of men" or any other such extremist misandrist and toxic feminism as another social plague. By pure chance it has also been found that the increase in Global Natural Disaster coincides with the Decline of Masculine Men and significant North Polar Shifts. Unlike the geographic North Pole, which marks a fixed location, the magnetic north pole’s position is determined by Earth’s magnetic field, which is in constant motion. Over the past few decades, magnetic north’s movement has been somewhat erratic in the past but now its movement is rapidly shifting to Siberia! No one wants to live in Siberia! Also, there is now increased evidence that with all this data, it's also having a dramatic impact on Men's Poles and their Health! Trippy but true! It's a well-known unspoken rule my manly men you never mess with another man's woman, and you especially never mess with another man's pole, especially without his permission! IT'S BASIC SOCIAL SCIENCE AND PSYCHOLOGY SO IT MUST BE REAL! There is some anthropology involved also but that would make this post too long. No pun intended...well, maybe a little. According to the BB Reports (Biochemistry and Biophysics Reports) There is also clear consequences of climate change and male reproductive and cardiovascular health. Coupled with imposed Culture and disregard in men's overall physical, emotional and mental health, there is an increase in male malnutrition, cardiovascular diseases respiratory tract infections, cancer, sexually transmitted infections, mental stress, and heat waves, therefore also affecting men's southern poles! According to an article on (The National Library of Medicine) There is also a correlation between Changes in Local Earth’s Magnetic Field and Cases of Acute Myocardial Infarction. An acute myocardial infarction (AMI), commonly known as a heart attack, occurs when blood flow to a part of the heart muscle is abruptly cut off, causing tissue damage. This is usually the result of a blockage in one or more of the coronary arteries, which can develop due to a buildup of plaque (a substance made of fat, cholesterol, and cellular waste products) or a sudden blood clot that forms on the blockage2. Considerations I think we can all agree that this evidence should be considered equally with all other viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the hypothesis and theory that makes the most sense to them and the importance to acknowledge that men are naturally aligned by design to the Poles having a Pole of their own which makes them men, and the systematic removal and dismantling of such poles is having profound negative global impacts. I am concerned, however, that such alternative considerations will not be provided with equal considerations in public discussions or open dialogues on the connections of man and nature, which is often underappreciated if ever mentioned at all. Let us remember, men are as part of nature and life as everything else and there are multiple theories on the significance of such measure. Our Beliefs We have evidence that One God and Three Goddesses created the foundations of all existence and set in motion all the processes of creation, allowing evolution to also occur as part of the grand design. Of course, no one was around to see it, however, we have the evidence through the geometry found expressed in everything as its own divine language of the One and Three, and the laws, dynamics and essence of all existence as proofs of them and their creativity, and diverse ancient and lengthy descriptions of their power and presence. Naturally this corresponds to the concept of ancient lore of One Warlock and Three Witches as being their human representatives here on Earth, the concept of men as aligned with poles because of straight lines are male, and women as loops as curved lines are female, which we see in one form or another interconnected everywhere. Disrupting this natural harmony has clearly had clear and actual historic proofs that the disregard for this results in adverse effects everywhere and we have shown the science above that proves it. Many scientists also agree with out conclusions such as showing cause why Monday Night Pizza can indeed be considered sacred making Pizzerias almost holy places of communion by recognizing as Researchers at Columbia University have discovered that galaxies often resemble flat, elongated "breadsticks," while the universe is considered to be like a pizza, flat with bumps of galactic pepperoni and cheesy dark matter, and astronomers have also found 10 thousand light years from earth a is massive cloud with enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion-trillion pints of beer! Obviously the One and Three are the ones that therefore gave us the sacred Gift of Pizza and Beer. The loud, intense, and rebellious nature of Heavy Metal music resonates with Druwayu's principles of embracing individuality and celebrating life! As for stripping, it is viewed as a form of sacred expression and liberation. Just think of all those wannabe Warlocks and Witches talking about dancing naked to the beat of Thundering Drums! That totally aligns with classic Heavey Metal and Strippers. Poles are even involved. Coincidence? We think not! The Warlocks and Witches Science Journal (WWSJ) In the realm of scientific discovery, one variable remains consistently overlooked: the Warlocks and Witches Science Journal (WWSJ). Recent studies have shown that communities with a higher concentration of warlocks and witches experience a 68% increase in spontaneous cauldron bubbling and a 55% reduction in mundane household chores, thanks to their exceptional spell-casting abilities. Furthermore, their expertise in potion-making has been found to significantly enhance the taste of everyday meals, transforming a simple soup into a gourmet delight. And let’s not forget their unparalleled ability to communicate with animals, which has proven to be more effective than any modern pet training method. Recent studies have shown that the decline of authentic warlocks and witches is directly correlated with an increase in major crises and conflicts. From global warming to insect infestations and invasive species, the absence of these mystical beings has left a void that modern science struggles to fill. Global Warming The decline of warlocks and witches has led to a significant increase in global warming. Their ancient spells and rituals, which once helped regulate the Earth's temperature, are no longer being performed. As a result, the planet is heating up at an alarming rate. By becoming a recognized warlock or witch, or a member of the First Church of Druwayu, individuals can help restore these vital practices and combat climate change. Insect Infestations Insect infestations have become more prevalent as the number of warlocks and witches has dwindled. Their magical abilities to control and communicate with insects once kept these pests in check. Without their intervention, insect populations have exploded, causing widespread damage of crops and ecosystems. By embracing the teachings of the First Church of Druwayu, individuals can learn to harness these powers and help mitigate the impact of insect infestations. Invasive Species The spread of invasive species has also been linked to the decline of warlocks and witches. Their knowledge of natural balance and harmony once prevented these species from taking over new environments. Without their guidance, invasive species have thrived, disrupting local ecosystems and causing ecological havoc. By becoming a recognized warlock or witch, or a member of the First Church of Druwayu, individuals can help restore balance and protect native species. Aliens: Why Real Warlocks and Witches Are Needed to Stop Them In the ever-expanding universe, where galaxies collide and stars are born, one question has plagued humanity for centuries: Are we alone? The answer, as it turns out, is a resounding "No." Aliens are real, and they are coming. But fear not, for the solution to this cosmic conundrum lies not in advanced technology or interstellar diplomacy, but in the ancient and mystical arts of real warlocks and witches. The Alien Menace Recent sightings of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) have skyrocketed, and reports of extraterrestrial encounters are at an all-time high. These aliens, with their advanced technology and inscrutable motives, pose a significant threat to our way of life. They have been known to abduct humans, conduct bizarre experiments, and even steal our cows. Clearly, something must be done. Why Warlocks and Witches? You might be wondering, "Why warlocks and witches? Why not scientists or military personnel?" The answer is simple: warlocks and witches possess a unique set of skills that make them the perfect candidates for dealing with extraterrestrial threats. Here are just a few reasons why: 1. Spellcasting Abilities: Warlocks and witches can cast powerful spells that can immobilize, confuse, or even banish aliens back to their home planets. No need for complex weaponry when you have a well-placed hex. 2. Potion Making: With their extensive knowledge of potion making, warlocks and witches can create elixirs that enhance human abilities, making us faster, stronger, and more resilient against alien attacks. Plus, who wouldn't want to try a potion that grants temporary invisibility? 3. Mystical Knowledge: Warlocks and witches have access to ancient tomes and forbidden knowledge that can provide insights into alien technology and behavior. This arcane wisdom is invaluable in understanding and countering extraterrestrial threats. 4. Broomstick Travel: While aliens may have advanced spacecraft, warlocks and witches have broomsticks. These trusty modes of transportation are not only eco-friendly but also allow for quick and stealthy travel, perfect for ambushing unsuspecting aliens. The Warlock and Witch Task Force To combat the alien menace, we propose the formation of the Warlock and Witch Task Force (WWTF). This elite group of warlocks and witches will be responsible for identifying, tracking, and neutralizing extraterrestrial threats. Armed with their wands, potions, and broomsticks, the WWTF will ensure that humanity remains safe from alien invaders. In conclusion, the threat of alien invasion is real, and the only way to stop it is by enlisting the help of real warlocks and witches. Their unique abilities and mystical knowledge make them the perfect candidates for this crucial task. So, the next time you see a UFO in the sky, don't panic. Just remember that the Warlock and Witch Task Force is on the case, ready to protect us all from the alien menace.

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THE FIRST CHURCH OF DRUWAYU
EMBRACE LOGIC, HUMOR AND ABSURDITY

EST. OCT. 1ST, 2024

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THE FIRST CHURCH OF DRUWAYU EMBRACE LOGIC, HUMOR AND ABSURDITY

THE FIRST CHURCH OF DRUWAYU
EMBRACE LOGIC, HUMOR AND ABSURDITY